Allow Me To REintroduce Myself

Dear World,

I believe we have been introduced many of times before but for some reason you seem to forget who I am.....my name is Erin Danielle Bush, since January 15th, 1977, I am a content black woman.

There are SO many ways that I can describe myself and so many ways I have been described (many adjectives that are not appropriate for this forum), from materialistic to loving. My character flaws are being overly controlling, an inability to be led, trusting, common sense, and being somewhat naive. My weakness - LOVE. (and shoes)

Most of my adult life has been me finding myself and searching for love that will last a lifetime. A bit frustrating but I was always optimistic about my future, especially when I fell in love with my best friend (BFF).

That relationship soothed my soul in ways that I can not explain! I enjoyed the environment that she created that gave me the opportunity to operate in authenticity, she was completely open to me being me - unconditional love at it's best. I grew as a person in that year and a half; everyone who knows me saw the change! The sparkle in my eyes, the switch in my step, the joy in my voice, the focus, the drive, the ability to dream, and to have faith - it was an amazing transformation......but there was something always getting in the way of what we had planned.

To give you the short of the long without disclosing too much of private info that is not mine to share - I always knew she missed the life she shared with her ex-wife. We are two totally different women (the ex and I), neither one being better than the other - just different. 8 years of love is impossible to erase or even ignore! The foundation that was built in those 8 years was meant to last; my time in love with my BFF, no matter how amazing it was for the both of us, was simply to prove that point. Maybe I should have never allowed her to cross the line, maybe karma is a bitch and I am getting what I deserve, maybe I needed to exist to strengthen what they have.....the two reunited in April before family, friends, and God.

Fast forward past the extreme heartache and deep sense of loss that I experienced when I found out about the union: the depression, the crying, the vomiting, the 15 pound weight-loss, the reclusion, the embarrassment, the confusion, ect.......today - May 22nd, 2009. Who am I?

I am a content black woman. I am acknowledging my flaws, faults, and sins. I am single, my ex is not obligated to me in any way and I have no right to interfere with her marriage nor her happiness - a clear choice was made April 25th. I am excited about what my future holds as I am creating it RIGHT NOW. I am stronger than you think. I am not easily broken. I am loved by many and adored by few. I am misunderstood. I am the woman that walks into a room and commands attention. I am a gem. I am all that my mother gave me and all that my father took away. I am jealous and insecure. I am materialistic. I am silent when I shouldn't be. I am opinionated. I am revered. I am envied. I am free-spirited. I am feisty and have a fire in my eyes. I am a new me!

Friendships have ended, respect has turned into disrespect, and love has been lost.....you can not beat me, my spirit will not be broken. You can test me, push my buttons, laugh, hate, lie - whatever you want and need to do, I will still be here living MY life. Know you are waisting your time because I am not moved! What I can and will do is remove myself from the situation with the dignity and grace that I have left.

Wondering what's next for me? I guess you are going to have to wait and see, I have so much more to offer the world.

PROUDLY Signed,
Erin Danielle Bush
Content Black Woman


"I have great joy in the Lord because now at last you have again expressed your concern for me. I am not saying this because I am in need, for I have learned to be content in any circumstance. I have experienced times of need and times of abundance. In any and every circumstance I have learned the secret of contentment, whether I go satisfied or hungry, have plenty or nothing. I am able to do all things through the one who strengthens me."

Philippians 4:10 - 4:13

Carrie's Quandary.......Erin's Quandary

"Soul mate....two little words, one big concept. A belief that someone, somewhere, is holding the key to your heart and you dream house. All you have to do if find them. So where is this person? And if you love someone and it didn't work out, does that mean they weren't your soul mate?"

- Carrie Bradshaw

Good question right? It has me up late thinking.....as if searching for this soul mate isn't hard enough while maintaining your own independence, now you have to wonder if you loved and it didn't work out or end in "I Do" whether or not is was just timing or because they are not your soul mate?!?! (I have to pour myself another glass of Moscato on this one)

I don't personally see marriage as the end all be all, at one point I thought I was missing the "bride gene" too (like Carrie) but then I realized how many marriages I know of that are faux; a facade, glossy and pretty on paper but weak and lacking that "thing". I am longing for a deeper connection, one that compliments the many dynamics of my multi-facaded personality. The dress, the ring (real or fake), the small details are not of any importance to me if we do not carry one another in our spirits.

Because I am an optomist, I am going to say that I believe in soul mates but that I also believe in timing! I have found my soul mate but we are not together.......how do I know? (I knew you were gonna ask! lol) Because with her I have grown exponentially, she brings out the extreme and real Erin - soft, sexy, pained, beligerent, protective, compromissing, caring, and posturing. She was strong enough to catch me and hold tight - period. (amazing in itself)

Now the timing thing......that's for another day!

Smooches & Quandary Quick Claps

Polygamist Hairstyles

I've been thinking a lot of about the photographs emerging from the FLDS compound -- the photos of the women are especially interesting, maybe even more so from a style perspective.

First of all, I find it fascinating that one of the threats wielded against the girls was that if they went to the outside world, they'd be forced to wear makeup. I also can't stop thinking about the women's hair and clothes. The carefully coiffed updos are quite something -- especially considering they did not use cosmetics like hairspray. And the sleeves are actually really nice. The volume in combination with the soft pastel natural fibers.

The whole style strikes me as a little bit Frida Kahlo meets Little House on the Praire.

The Washington Post interviewed author and FLDS compound escapee Carolyn Jessop about her experience and asked about the hairstyle:

"Arlington, Va.: One of the things that has really struck me in the coverage of the young mothers is their elaborate hairstyles. Can you tell me anything about this -- are these everyday styles for women in the community? With everything else on them so plain, why the beautiful hairstyles?

Carolyn Jessop: Everything is so restricted and so controlled if you have one area where you can put a little bit of time into yourself, you do it. It's one of their few outlets. It's so controlled, the dress, no personal expression."

Strange but interesting.....I would have focused more on arching my brows personally. : - )

Smooches

Aren't We All a Little Crazy?

Sorry for the lack of postings last week......VA came to NJ and it's always SO much to do when we are here - my family, her family, my friends, my cats, etc. But I am back bitches!!! (wink)

So I started typing this at the beginning of last week but never finished. Wouldn't you know that a "situation" occurred that fell right in line with this story, LOL - here it is:

In Herschel Walker’s newly released book, Breaking Free, he reveals the struggles he had with Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID), also formerly known as Multiple Personality Disorder, and how he coped with more than a dozen personalities that almost led him to take his own life. Cindy Grossman, Walker’s ex-wife, was married to the Georgia standout for 16 years before she even knew about Walker’s condition. Walker’s revelation of his disorder in his new book sheds some light on what went on in their marriage. She said:

‘Well, now it makes perfect sense, because each personality has a different interest. There was also a very sweet, lovable [personality]. That’s the one he told me I married. He told me I didn’t marry Herschel and the next thing I knew, he just kind of raged and he got a gun and put it to my temple.’

Now, at first glance you might immediately want to question how Cindy's dumb ass didn't know that her husband had just a few different mofos floating around in his head - but let's chop this up.....aren't we all sprinkled with a dusting of DID? (I know a few of all yall need to be raising your hand along with me! LOL) I know that not only do I have multiple personalities but I can display multiple personalities in one single conversation on the right day!!!

I have not named these personalities but I most certainly can point them out depending on what I say or how I feel - I can be bitchy, giddy, an intellect, your cheerleader, display insecurity, be a bit jealous, flirty, etc in a matter of 30 minutes! (damn, I do sound a bit crazy) Hell, sometimes I don't even know which one I might get, LOL.

One of these unnamed personalities surfaced on Sat night while we were dining at my favorite restaurant in the city. My Boo has a horrible habit of being attached to her phone all day and all night (work, family, friends) even during meals so I have created one rule regarding the phone - no calls or texts while we are sitting down to eat. Don't yall know that she had the nerve to answer that phone AND hold a convo during dinner!!!!! (it was an important call, I found that out at the end of the night - yeah, way after I acted a fool) When I tell you that I lost it yall, I LOST IT!!!!! (and we all know how dramatic I can be) All of a sudden I stormed out of the restaurant and it was on and poppin' in the Envoy on Bleecker St! I was so angry I don't even remember what I said but I pissed her off so much that she was racing through the streets of NY to get to the Holland Tunnel like we were riding in a stolen car! LOL

And don't you know that I was BACK to Erin by the time we hit 280?!!?

When the smoke cleared Sun morning and after some much needed makeup sex (wink) we talked about the "situation" and that raving beast with the foaming mouth that I had become has now been named LINDA BLAIR! (by the way - she called Linda her one night stand and requested to never see her ass again! LOL LMAO LOL LMAO)


Now, I know this must qualify as DID on some level and I KNOW that someone out there can relate to me. (don't leave me hangin yall)

Smooches and DID Quick Claps!!

I Want To Be a Wife But I Need My Own Wife

Does this sound crazy? LOL When I say wife I don't mean it in the "How You Doin" way that you all are probably assuming that my gay ass would refer to it, I mean I need a wife who is more like a cross between a housekeeper and a personal assistant!

Let me take you back to how I came to this conclusion......this past weekend I visited my cousin in the DC area. We decided that it would be a great idea to cook breakfast for her boyfriend and my boo Amanda. (please note, we ate breakfast around 1:30pm!!! lol) Now for any of you who know me, you KNOW that I am not the most domesticated Diva alive BUT we did made it through all of the cooking and it actually turned into a pretty impressive meal. (I was shocked too yall but take into account that my cousin CAN cook, my responsibility was to cut up fruit and cook the bacon) Even though it was successful, that was enough domestication to last me a good 2-3 weeks because that's just NOT what I do on a regular basis. The next morning my cousin actually thought that I was interested in cooking AGAIN!!!!! As I clutched my pearls and gagged, I had to ask if she was serious......why in the world would I want to do that again? Once it was determined that breakfast out was the best option, Amanda asked me what I would do to contribute to the house and I had to answer, "I'd do this!" as I pointed to my perfectly coiffed hair, impeccably applied makeup, fashionable outfit, and fab footwear! LMAO The crazy part was that I really meant it, and she knew I did. (God bless her for hanging in there with me, HOLD ON TIGHT BABES!!! lol)

All this to say that at the moment, I stated that I want to be a wife BUT I also need a wife! Feel me ladies? Let me break it down - situations like cooking more than once in a week, pass that off to YOUR wife. Need to run to the cleaners or need to call to make a hair appointment, pass that off to YOUR wife. Need your shoes organized by color and style, pass that off to YOUR wife. Need to bake 24 cupcakes for your child's Holiday Party at school, pass that off to YOUR wife. Need dinner started while you get a manicure and pedicure, pass that off to YOUR wife. Promised your boo that you would pick up a gift for dinner at the Jones' house this evening, pass that off to YOUR wife. Cleaning, errands, shopping, planning dinner parties, PTA, soccer games, Girl Scout meetings, car-pooling - PASS THAT OFF TO YOUR WIFE!!!!!


There should be a 1-800-WIFEY type number that we can use.......my wheels are turning, might be coming to a city near you! LOL

Where in the world is Kwame?

You all do remember Kwame right? (or am I showing my age here) Dark skinned rapper, gumby hair cut with blond patch in the front, and all them gosh darn polk dot motif "MC Hammer-ish" outfits? The one that Biggie referred to in his song Unbelievable - "You see I smoke alot, Your life is played out like Kwame and them fucking polk-dots"? Yes......it's all coming back now right?

I had heard that he was producing music but hey, who knew that was the truth? I thought that was just the standard statement that a PR Rep makes when an artist falls off! So, I am all snuggled up in bed Tues night with my NyQuil and some tissues ready to watch my DVR recordings - I decided on Making the Band 4. (you know, the girl and boy band reality show with Puffy and all his "how you doin" ways!!!) So the boys are in the studio with this dark-skinned producer and I am thinking, "this man looks familiar". Hmmmm, familiar like I have climbed on top of my dresser to tape a picture of him on my wall that I had pulled out of a WordUp Magazine! LMAO (yall remember WordUp right?) I look a bit closer and rewind the show.......IT'S KWAME!!!!!!

I'm thinking WOW, he really is producing and cheering him on in my head like I am his personal pep squad until..........I catch a glimps of his hand, why did this mofo have on a 4 FINGER RING!!!!!! Where in the world and why in the world is anyone STILL wearing a 4 finger ring, can you still buy them? Is that a special order? Like can you go into Baily, Banks, and Biddle or Ross Simmons and place an order for a gold plated 4 finger ring? OH, AND THE RING WAS NOT PLATINUM PEOPLE......JUST THE SAME OLE YELLOW GOLD 4 FINGER RING FROM 1987!!!!! LOL LMAO LOL

Is it possible that he SAVED this ring? From the 80's? Would that be considered a Collector's item? I digress - his new name is K-1 Million and he has produced songs for LL Cool J, Mary J Blige, Dru Hill, and Llyod Banks AND is now coochie crunch with Puffy to be producing a song for Making the Band 4 so the checks have not stopped rolling in, so why no upgrade on the jewelry?

Is it just me?

Can We Talk, Like REALLY Talk?

Is anyone else bothered by this like I am? Did you throw up a little bit in your mouth? ARE THEY HUGGED THE HELL UP? IN PUBLIC? 50 Cents and Paris Hilton?????

This racist crack whore needs to be taken DOWN! She has no talent and we have no use for her in this world, what a waste of skin!!! This might sound a bit harsh but after that "Look I'm a nigger with a big ass" video clip that I saw and her convenient "brief" stint in jail, this is as nice as I can possibly be! She can not act, her singing is worse than the sounds of a drowing cat after being beat in a duffle bag, and the sex tape SUCKED! (no pun intended) Would it be too much to hope that she never reproduces?

She is the model for exactly what we do NOT want our daughters to be! (if I had a daughter but you might have one so this pertains to you!) It boggles my mind that newsworthy gossip of REAL celebrities get pushed into the background in order to cover someone who in no way impacts society positvely or satisfies my sweet tooth for juicy gossip.

Is it just me?

Now I can totally understand why she wants this man - he's handsome, got the body of a God, stacks of money in the bank from the Vitamin Water deal, and I heard that he should be added to the Pussy Eaters Hall of Fame - like he could suck the lining AND ovaries out of a pussy!!! (hey now) But I would prefer for him to sleep with a three-legged baboon with six toes on one foot and one eye in the center of its forhead before he rationed another millimeter of dick to that trick!

Is it just me?

Dumb Hoe Chronicles 2008 - Part 1

Okay, let me get this straight.......Ledger was found dead in a Manhattan apartment surrounded by prescription sleeping pills. His housekeeper first discovered him naked on the bed, snoring earlier in the afternoon and decided to allow him to rest until his personal masseuse arrived.

When the masseuse did finally arrive she found him to be unresponsive, who do you think she called first:

A: 911

B: his mother

C: Mary-Kate Olsen

D: Big Bird

If you guessed A: 911 you are WRONG! (who calls 911 in a situation like this? lol) The idiot called Mary-Kate Olsen yall......Mary-Kate from Full House! Please note that if any of you should ever find me passed out and unresponsive, DO NOT call MARY-KATE OLSEN!

To make matters even WORSE, she didn't even instruct the masseuse to call 911.....she informed her that she would send over her "private-security team"!!!

Sounds like a cover-up to me, let me find out they were a bit nervous about how the scene looked with prescription pills and a rolled up twenty-dollar bill!?!? Can you say SUSPECT?

New Jack Swinging on Them Hoes!

Yes all, that is the ONE and ONLY Al B. Sure! (minus the unibrow and S-Curl) A few weeks ago people were wondering why he was not present at his son's 16th birthday party hosted by his mother Kim Porter and her baby daddy (yes, I said baby daddy) P. Diddy. People speculated that he was a dead beat dad, that he was not invited, etc but now we know the truth.......he was busy New Jack Swinging on the hoes in a new video!!!!! LOL

Now, this video may not be new but I just saw it last night and almost fell out the bed when I heard the familiar tune (I am showing my age here) and looked up to see AL B. Sure - King of the New Jack Swing in the late 80's!!!!!

All we need is for Christopher Williams to resurface, a Guy reunion, and a remake of New Jack City to complete the re-birth of the New Jack Swing!!!

See for yourself........SMOOCHES

http://realtalkny.rawkus.com/2007/12/topic/artists/fabolous/duo-live-feat-fabolous-al-b-sure-princess/

Becoming "THAT" Girl

Good Morning ALL! Have you ever been dating someone for some time (exclusively on your end) and become"that girl"? You know, after a few months of bliss - you have had several dates with this person, a few sleepovers, one epic game of Monopoly (which you won of course), plus daily texts, e-mails, and phone calls and then they disappear?

You start wondering what you did wrong. Should you have been more cheerful, less shoe obsessed so early on in the courting, shaved your legs more often, less available? Were you not cultured enough for a person who spoke three languages fluently or not cool enough cause you choose to pass on a night of pool in a whole-in-the-wall bar with their friends? Were your oral sex skill subpar? To find out.....you drunk dial them and then they DON'T ANSWER! (just drive a knife your heart right? lol)

Next comes the days of non-stop talking about them, Googling them and their ex-girlfriends who you would bet you left pink toe that they have hooked back up with, and even ruin the date your BFF set you up on to get over this idiot! (but of course you ruin the date because you go into a detailed account of the disappearance and seek out the opinion of your date - hence they run at the end of the night and then they NEVER call you again) An then it hits you - you are that stone-cold, crazy, obsessed, Haagen Dazs by the gallon eating, night stalkers who can not get over a relationship that has ended!

In your last attempt, you write an email stating something like "I wish you had the decency to let me know you didn't want to see me anymore.......you probably hooked back up with ShaQuana cause she's a homewrecking whore......". It took 3 days to write and you run it by ALL of your friends and even read it over the phone to one of your exes to make sure it has enough venom and grease! You click send and wait. You dwell, you fantasize, you wait. Weeks pass and you finally stop waiting.

A drink in the face? Angry text messages? Slashed tires? I get it girl, so understand, and have been there before......you ARE "that girl"!!!!

Seems a bit extreme, but who am I to judge? Yall know I'm CRAZY!!!!

Smooches,
Erin

Secret Sex

Good Morning.....what a GREAT topic to kick off the weekend huh - SEX!!! I wonder, how many of us are out there having secret sex? You know, secret sex with people that we are ashamed to introduce to our friends? (no need to feel like your secret is out, you are alone reading this at your computer! lol) Or secret sex with a side piece that might be providing you with some thangs that you do not get at home? (HEY NOW)

My question is - if the sex is secret does it exist? No right.....if no one knows and no one is there to catch you, then it doesn't exist like the proverbial tree in the forest! (I know the men are LOVING this rationale, they cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls - because they CAN lol) Do we keep them a secret because they are not our "type"? Beacause they are not the best looking even though it might be the best sex of your life? I am not sure if this is being shallow or just grossly honest with yourself!

There is SO much that goes into secret sex - finding locations to "rendezvous, the mum's-the-word factor, lying to your girls when they can see ALL OVER YOUR FACE that you got you some GOOD lovin' - this is very similar to brothers having Down Low Sex! lol

Let's discuss this, leave me some comments below!

Have a GREAT weekend!

Smooches, Quick Claps, Much Love, and FAB Secret Sex-

Erin

Is it wrong?

In this day and age, there are SO many negative depictions of women in the media and music videos (even though I must admit that I am a video watcher from time to time, don't revoke my feminist card please) that women are scared to just be themselves in fear of being placed in a box and labeled. Prior to my relationship, I would say that I was the Samantha Jones of my Sex in the City Crew - independent, sexually free, and LOVED to talk about it. I believed in true love, hoped to find it one day (more later than sooner), and bluntly stood for sex with no relationship. Was I a whore? Was I a loose woman? Or was I exercising the same rights that men exercise? (DING DING)


We all know that relationships can be marvelous and magical: there are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar (these usually equal trouble if you have left and decide to revisit it), those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you full circle and right back where you started. It is an awesome feeling to have a deep and profound connection with another human-being and not have to shave your legs as often. All that is all good, but in my times of being a bachelorette (and I believe that I would revert back to this belief if I find myself single again) I found that the most exciting and challenging of them all was the relationship I had with myself! I was committed to living my life to the fullest and tasting the "rainbow"!! (I know yall get it right, lol) I was open, honest, and clear with all those that I was dealing with so that there were no expectations set that I could not and would not fulfill. Men and aggressive women (have to include my fellow lesbian readers) do this ALL the time, it's as if they are handed a How-To-Guide when they hit puberty. We all know the game and have been victims of the game over, and over, and OVER again so why not join in?


No more are the days of placing marriage on a pedestal, embracing the Cinderella Syndrome and waiting for a perfect person to rescue you, missing the significance of the present moment, being short-sighted about life, or subjecting your heart to foolish choices just have a man or a piece of a man! (refer to blog entry on Wed 9/26/07) Have fun with life and embrace the moment - just do so carefully, safely, without regret, and without fear of a label.


Until tomorrow - Smooches, Quick Claps, and Much Love-
Erin

Is Fashion A Luxury?

The mission statement of Sara Jessica Parker's Bitten Line at Steve & Barry's is "Fashion is NOT a Luxury". Do you agree with this statement......is fashion something that one is entitled to at birth, similar to a God given right that is protected by the Constitution? (I am SO dramatic) Of course my shallow ass believes that it is the DUTY of all women to be fashionable, we have earned the right to express ourselves and it should be done fashionably. I wonder who are the people in the world who choose to not be fashionable and what transpired in their childhood to make them reject such a soul fulfilling act??? Anyway, later for those losers, I believe that fashion comes from within and you need not be a billionaire to be a fashion icon in your own community/social scene. Some fail to realize that fashion works (and works well if you are a DIVA like me) on a Target budget (I type that this morning as I slip into a pair of Dolce & Gabbana burgundy pumps that I BEGGED Trudi for last year as if my life depended on it) because it's not about where you get the items but about how you wear and interpret style!

BUT then somewhere deep inside, I think of the designer and exclusive items that I love and the magazines that I flip through - all in my pink comfort zone, alone to luxuriate in the high-end advertisements calculating in my head which items I can afford this season. Being able to even consider some of these items IS a LUXURY! Don't get me wrong -I am not above Target, WalMart, Marshall's, or even a the Dollar Store (do any Dollar Stores sell clothes? are they hot and trendy?) if they sold clothing and if there is something that catches my eye but I recognize that fashion IS a luxury. Hell, for some it's a luxury to be able to budget a Vogue, W, and Lucky subscription into their lives! Fashion requires work and money just to stay on top of what is fashionable at the time. I know that not only do I have MULTIPLE subscriptions to fashion magazines (to embarrassed to mention them all), I surf the internet (cost of computer plus internet service plus my time.....it's adding up here), AND watch fashion based shows on tv. (add in cable subscription) From there, you must travel to these boutiques ($) and actually PAY for these items whether you are purchasing from this current season or a Manolo Blahnik boot circa 2005. (CHA CHING!!!!!!) Hence, fashion is certainly a luxury that most of us take for granted!


What would you be willing to sacrifice for fashion?

Until tomorrow - Smooces, Quick Claps, and Much Love-
Erin

Camel Toe Equals a Nasty Ho!

Good Morning Sunshine.....as promised, today we will discuss the "Camel Toe" (CT). (bright and early on Sat morning before I hit the nail salon) This hideous sight is only noticeable by a sharp and keen eye so pay attention & take notes!

CT is a slang term that refers to the outline of a woman's vulva when seen through tight, form-fitting clothing. (I know you all are shocked at how clean and un-crass my description was) It is only visible from the front which is why is it usually noticed by MEN! (did you know there are web-sites devoted strictly to CT??? AND they rate the CamelToe Factor? THAT is why I don't do men right there!!!) I personally identify CT with uncleanliness, stankness, and being a trifling ho! LOL But, I now that is not always the case. So, we need to identify the causes of CT before I mistakenly start assuming that you don't wash your ass or your child is ridiculed at school from a comment like this "Oh my gosh, look at Becky/Sahquita (depends on the child)! She needs to pull her gym shorts down, she looks like she's wearing her mom's shorts. (depends on the age of the mother) Ew, can you say CamelToe!" Do you want this to happen to your Becky/Shaquita? If not, take note to these causes of CT:

1) Spandex - exercise shorts, leggings, and stretch pants

2) VERY tight-fitting jeans, shorts, underwear, or swimwear

3) Wearing only one layer of tight clothing

4) Wearing pants/shorts too high over the waist

5) Design of some jeans

6) Garments with a central seam

It's 2007 and I am ALL ABOUT some tight, body hugging, curve enhancing clothing so I would never suggest that we let the tight clothes go! (that would be irresponsible and un-fashion like of me) I do suggest that we ALL invest in a full-length mirror if you do not have one and thoroughly check to see if you are a CT Offender. (because I will be issuing tickets if I see any CT) Just because cameltosis is common in the celebrity community and often photographed & discussed over and over and OVER again - YOU ARE NOT BEYONCE GIRL (even with that lace front wig you spent $800 on), CT is cute on her but dead wrong on you!

In conclusion, do us all a favor and put an end to CamelToe by taking the pledge to care for your vulva in that special way that only YOU can do.

Until Monday - Smooches, Quick Claps, and Much Love,

-Erin

Afternoon Delight!

I had to add in this afternoon update - one gossip site states that Shaq has filed for divorce because he believes that Shaunie is having an affair with her 27 year old trainer! (hey now) BUT, another states that the divorce is due to the wife hiding assets (his and hers) in accounts over seas and being secretive about properties, stocks, bonds, and other securities. I guess we'll know more as time goes on.......

And did anyone know that Monica is 6 months pregnant????? Who is the Baby Daddy? If you have any info, please let me know.

Word is that Serena is pregnant and that Daddy Williams is such the proud GrandPa-to-Be that he is telling anyone who will listen court side!

Smooches!