The Men Pen

Okay, so my Boo is a dedicated Bossip.com reader (they didn't hire me as a Freelance Writer so I am on Bossip strike) and she came across an add one day - for Men's Concealer.....curious, we both followed the link to http://www.themenpen.com/.

Hmmmm, would an average man use concealer for everyday use? Hell, would the average man use concealer at all? The site seems to think so with customer testimony and such wording as "The pocket size men's makeup stick goes with you while at work or the club" - the club?!?!?! This is where I draw the line; can you imagine a man out on the town with his boys, making a mad dash to the men's room, to apply his concealer in the mirror next to the urinals?!?! LMAO LOL HELL NAW, NEGATIVE, COULDN'T IMAGINE IT!

And if you DID find a concealer in your man's pocket......what would you think? Would it be assumed that he is gay?????

Just passing along some valuable information.

Smooches & Men Pen Quick Claps!

"New Trend or How You Doin'?" by AYC

For the sensitive at heart this isn’t your usual pink and pretty blogger!! This is her better half…keeping it real for ya’ll.

Okay, for some strange reason I let this woman of mine talk me into going to a straight bar. Don’t get me wrong I can do any scene it’s just that the guys don’t know whether to grab their girl or holla at me themselves…so I meet her at Lounge 13, a cute lil sports bar on Central Ave. Now I’m from the hood, but I’ve been a little removed over the last couple of years so I had to catch myself when I didn’t want to park the Envoy on the #1 drag strip for stolen cars! (do they still do that here?) After driving 6 hours I deserved a drink so I manned up. Inside the décor was nice, great music, screen TV’s, but the best part is the fabulous bartender & Erin’s “pink partner in crime” Mya!

As I snuggled up in the corner with my iced cold corona and hot woman, we started noticing all the guys in their tight ass shirts, sunglasses, ear whispering (to each other), and their TWIRK! (twirk: adj. – commonly referred to when a man walks and you want to watch HIS ass.) I felt like everyone was cool with it but no informed the two of us about this “Secret Society”.

The next day Erin & I kicked it about the noticeable mucho guy-on-guy conversation and the point was raised that the line is obviously blurred between Metrosexuality and Homosexuality!

Hence my question…New Trend or How you doin’?

Ya man beat you to the nail salon for that mani and pedi…New Trend or How you doin’?

He spending a lot of time with his “boys” late night…New Trend or How you doin’?

Do his shoes take up more room in the closet than yours…New Trend or How you doin’?

Is his LV man-purse hotter than your Coach bag you got from the man on the corner of Broad & Market…New Trend or How you doin’?

Ladies, interested in finding out how to tell if your man takes it from the back better than he gives it to you? STAY TUNED to when my baby lets me do this again.

This is the part when she would normally hit you wit the Smooches & Quick Claps so instead…..I’ll Holla! (and feel free to use twirk, I won’t charge you this time)

For the Cameras

I ran across this picture on-line of Will and Jada getting their slap-and-tickle on in the truck on the way to a double date with Tom & Katie. The site made reference to them keeping their marriage strong and questioned how they have done this in Hollywood when most couples don't last past the reception after saying "I Do". To answer the question how do they keep the longevity in their marriage.......THEY KEEP IT OPEN!!!!

For years there has been rumors about Jada getting her bi-sexual swag on and that they often "swing"! (yes, I said swing as in sex with other couples aka partner & spit swapping) Lets discuss how to keep a marriage strong (not like I was able to keep my 3 month punishment, also known as a marriage, strong LOL)....are we as humans hard-wired to to stay in one, monogamous relationship per lifetime or are our relationships meant to last a season?

Good question right?

Two Queens Battle it Out Over Their Man

MEOWWWWWW....the claws are out and the pussy cats are ready to fight!


Tracey Edmonds had a little bit to say on Johnny Gill’s claims that her guests were being inappropriate at the “wedding”:

“I was very shocked and disappointed to hear of Johnny Gill’s false spin on the chain of events surrounding our wedding. His outrageous lies were clearly a very desperate and pathetic attempt to clean up his reputation at my expense. I would appreciate it if Mr. Gill would refrain from continuing to spread false gossip and lies to the public, and allow everyone involved to move on with their lives. We all know the real truth.”

Yeah, we all know the real TRUTH. The real truth that Uncle Johnny (as the Murphy kids fondly refer to him as) is still getting it in with Eddie on a regular and that this whole entire marriage situation was “suspect” and very chicken-hawkish from the jump.


Lets all say "How you doin?"!! LMAO