Camel Toe Equals a Nasty Ho!

Good Morning Sunshine.....as promised, today we will discuss the "Camel Toe" (CT). (bright and early on Sat morning before I hit the nail salon) This hideous sight is only noticeable by a sharp and keen eye so pay attention & take notes!

CT is a slang term that refers to the outline of a woman's vulva when seen through tight, form-fitting clothing. (I know you all are shocked at how clean and un-crass my description was) It is only visible from the front which is why is it usually noticed by MEN! (did you know there are web-sites devoted strictly to CT??? AND they rate the CamelToe Factor? THAT is why I don't do men right there!!!) I personally identify CT with uncleanliness, stankness, and being a trifling ho! LOL But, I now that is not always the case. So, we need to identify the causes of CT before I mistakenly start assuming that you don't wash your ass or your child is ridiculed at school from a comment like this "Oh my gosh, look at Becky/Sahquita (depends on the child)! She needs to pull her gym shorts down, she looks like she's wearing her mom's shorts. (depends on the age of the mother) Ew, can you say CamelToe!" Do you want this to happen to your Becky/Shaquita? If not, take note to these causes of CT:

1) Spandex - exercise shorts, leggings, and stretch pants

2) VERY tight-fitting jeans, shorts, underwear, or swimwear

3) Wearing only one layer of tight clothing

4) Wearing pants/shorts too high over the waist

5) Design of some jeans

6) Garments with a central seam

It's 2007 and I am ALL ABOUT some tight, body hugging, curve enhancing clothing so I would never suggest that we let the tight clothes go! (that would be irresponsible and un-fashion like of me) I do suggest that we ALL invest in a full-length mirror if you do not have one and thoroughly check to see if you are a CT Offender. (because I will be issuing tickets if I see any CT) Just because cameltosis is common in the celebrity community and often photographed & discussed over and over and OVER again - YOU ARE NOT BEYONCE GIRL (even with that lace front wig you spent $800 on), CT is cute on her but dead wrong on you!

In conclusion, do us all a favor and put an end to CamelToe by taking the pledge to care for your vulva in that special way that only YOU can do.

Until Monday - Smooches, Quick Claps, and Much Love,

-Erin