Thursday, January 24, 2008
Dumb Hoe Chronicles 2008 - Part 1
Okay, let me get this straight.......Ledger was found dead in a Manhattan apartment surrounded by prescription sleeping pills. His housekeeper first discovered him naked on the bed, snoring earlier in the afternoon and decided to allow him to rest until his personal masseuse arrived.
When the masseuse did finally arrive she found him to be unresponsive, who do you think she called first:
B: his mother
C: Mary-Kate Olsen
D: Big Bird
If you guessed A: 911 you are WRONG! (who calls 911 in a situation like this? lol) The idiot called Mary-Kate Olsen yall......Mary-Kate from Full House! Please note that if any of you should ever find me passed out and unresponsive, DO NOT call MARY-KATE OLSEN!
To make matters even WORSE, she didn't even instruct the masseuse to call 911.....she informed her that she would send over her "private-security team"!!!
Sounds like a cover-up to me, let me find out they were a bit nervous about how the scene looked with prescription pills and a rolled up twenty-dollar bill!?!? Can you say SUSPECT?