Friday, January 18, 2008
THIS JUST IN - Spears is NOT pregnant!
She was the talk of the town the other day when she PUBLICALLY purchased a pregnancy test.....now I am all for setting records straight and checking dumb hos that put false info out into the atmosphere, TRUST ME (the haters watch me yall, like Where's Waldo and shit)- but this is WAY too much business right here!!!! AND, the ripped fishnets just add an extra bit of foulness right?
JESUS, MOTHER THERESA, AND THE MEMBERS OF GREEN PEACE PLEASE TAKE THE WHEEL!
I wanna say HO SIT DOWN but where can she sit when she is bleeding like a cut fish?