Friday, October 5, 2007

October Horoscope

Hey Ladies - yep, it's that time again for MY monthly horoscope decoding......hang on tight! LOL

Sept 23 - Oct 23
What a fashionista! This month, find great buys without breaking the bank. (see, this is wear some old Cat Daddy would come into play - meet his old ass at the bar, sit on his lap, and instantly a fist full of cash miraculously appears!!!!)

Oct 24 - Nov 22
You're mysterious and intriging this month, enjoy the attention. (make that appointment to have the cat trap waxed, attention could lead to some action - AMEN!)

Nov 23 - Dec 20
Be confident in your talents. (break out the knee pads, we're going for an ALL NIGHTER here - might as well secure your future some how!!!)

Dec 21 - Jan 19
Be on the look out for second chances. (hmmmm, second chances at a shoe sale since they did not have a FAB shoe in my size at Aldos two weeks ago????)

Jan 20 - Feb 18
Someone you have nearly forgotten has not forgotten you! (that's cause you pulled out your knee pads a few months ago, get you lies in order and your alibi on stand-by)

Feb 19 - March 19
Look for great ways to stretch your dollar. (I'm sure you can stretch a few other things instead and make some dollars!!!)

March 20 - April 19
Don't dismiss the encounter as simply a fling - it could be life changing! (if you are NOT ready for a child, better swallow what you can a triple up on the birth control - hey, just looking out for your best interest!!!)

April 20 - May 20
Now's the time to experiment with the latest fashion trends. (only experiment with one trend at a time and consult previous blog postings for direction as I will TALK ABOUT YOU ON THIS BLOG!!!!!)

May 21 - June 20
Say yes to an impromptu invitation from a former crush. (hair appointment - check, mani and pedi - check, cat trap waxing - check, flavored condoms - check)

June 21 - July 22
You've got options! (enough said, McNasty!!!! lol)

July 23 - Aug 22
Go ahead, SPLURGE!!!! (American Express - NEVER leave home without it)

Aug 23 - Sept 22
Be prepared to accept a flood of complimets! (better get a new black book and buy some new lingerie - going to be a busy month!!!)

Enjoy you weekend, SMOOCHES! : - )

No comments:

Post a Comment

I look forward to hearing your thoughts - be honest ladies: