Dating Deal Breakers

Morning Ladies! This posting is for you single, heterosexuals out there. (God bless you cause I just couldn't do it, lol) Here are some dating deal breakers that you can NOT forget:

• Is one of the three A's: an alcoholic, an addict, or an actor.



• Exhibits road rage, or any rage of that kind.



• Wears bigger earrings than you.



• Wears sunglasses indoors.



• Announces his intent to save himself for marriage.



• Mispronounces "Pinot Noir"



• Ask suspicious questions like "do you like to play".



• Studies every line of the receipt after dinner like it's the Bible.



• Smacks your butt ans asks the room loudly, "Can you believe that ass!?".



• Thinks Don Imus was RIGHT!



• Names any part of his anatomy.



• Pauses during sex to check his BlackBerry.



• Tell you you look thinner with your clothes on. Or off.



• Can't stop talking about his wife!!!!! (lol)

Until tomorrow - Smooches, Quick Claps, and Much Love!