Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Dating Deal Breakers

Morning Ladies! This posting is for you single, heterosexuals out there. (God bless you cause I just couldn't do it, lol) Here are some dating deal breakers that you can NOT forget:

  • Is one of the three A's: an alcoholic, an addict, or an actor.

  • Exhibits road rage, or any rage of that kind.

  • Wears bigger earrings than you.

  • Wears sunglasses indoors.

  • Announces his intent to save himself for marriage.

  • Mispronounces "Pinot Noir"

  • Ask suspicious questions like "do you like to play".

  • Studies every line of the receipt after dinner like it's the Bible.

  • Smacks your butt ans asks the room loudly, "Can you believe that ass!?".

  • Thinks Don Imus was RIGHT!

  • Names any part of his anatomy.

  • Pauses during sex to check his BlackBerry.

  • Tell you you look thinner with your clothes on. Or off.

  • Can't stop talking about his wife!!!!! (lol)

Until tomorrow - Smooches, Quick Claps, and Much Love!

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