Lady Gaga, is that a...or are you just happy to see me?!?

Lady Gaga is on the cover of Britain's Q Magazine for March...with a very obvious bulge in her pants! *insert gay gasp here* We can all take turns "guessing" what's protruding from her middle region or we can just accept that it's a strap on dildo and move on.

Gaga tells Q Magazine, "We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a dick, so why not give them what they want?" Great question right?!? LOL

I love Lady Gaga purely for the level of shock value that she provides! I love that she pushes the limits and forces one to think outside of the box. She gets EXTRA points for rocking a strap on the cover of a magazine!

Smooches & Strap-On Quick Claps

I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet. -Carrie Bradshaw

Lubrication FAIL

Hey Dolls! I know we have discussed lube before on Passion For Pretty and how much I LOVE KY Silk, like LOVE it!!! It's SUPER silky, stays moist, works in water, AND a few drops will last all night long. So lets talk..... 

Call me lazy but I waited until I was completely OUT of Silk before I decided to head on over to my local Walgreens to replace it. To my dismay, they were out of the Silk! I should have listened to my inner sex gooddess that told me to take my ass up the street to Rite Aid or CVS but noooooo, I decided to try the Yours + Mine since the commercials crack me up.

Here is where the fuckery begins...not only was it annoying trying to figure out which bottle is for who in the HEAT of the moment with just the light from a few nearby candles ("No, I should squirt the blue one on you I think?!?"), but the consistency was way horrible! Not enough slide and glide, if you know what I'm saying. *wink*

So I officially give KY Yours + Mine a rating of negative 1 stiletto! (BOOOOO)

Smooches & Lube Quick Claps

I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet. -Carrie Bradshaw

Plan for an AMAZING Orgasm!

I was flipping thru my July 2009 Glamour Magazine (yes, I am WAY behind on my reading) and I am in absolute shock reading how there are women who exist that have either never experienced an orgasm or who have difficulty having one! (close your mouth, I was just as shocked as you are)

So here are the 3 suggestions that ob-gyn Hilda Hutcherson, MD:

1. Breathe right.

Studies show that panting can increase arousal, which ups your chances of an orgasm. Whatever you do, don't hold hold your breath - it deprives your lady parts of oxygen-rich blood and can actually prevent orgasm.

2. Really heat things up.

Before sex - or getting it on solo - grab a heating pad and place it on your pelvic area until things start feeling toasty. (a hot bath also works well) The heat stimulates blood flow down there, which will then increase all-important sensitivity.

3. Straighten up.

Whether you're on your back, side or stomach, straightening your legs during sex forces him/her to stroke your clitoris as he/she slides inside. Once you're in position, move. Try anything from rocking to making figure eights.

Okay ladies, I want all of to schedule some "lovers' time" and bust out a few orgasms....for me! LOL

Smooches & The Big "O" Quick Claps

Not one drop of my self-respect is dependent on your acceptance of me. - Quincy Jones

The Barely There Condom?

Unlike close fitting condoms, the new Trojan Ecstasy is tight at the base but loose everywhere else - for a more natural feeling.

Five couples were tested: 4 out of 5 men loved them, but the ladies were less enthusiastic. 1 woman like the "natural feel", another heard a "squeak", and a third said it felt like a "crinkly sandwich bag".

Has anyone tried these yet? Details.....I need details, for the blog of course! LOL *wink*

Smooches & Ecstasy Quick Claps

Not one drop of my self-respect is dependent on your acceptance of me. - Quincy Jones

Let Him Cum on Your Face....Just Close Your Eyes!

This bit of information should have men around the world dancing in the streets.....spermine, an organic compound found in human sperm, is said to visibly reduce wrinkles and to soften skin. *blink* *blink* (I couldn't make this up if I wanted to! lol)

A Norwegian company, Bioforskning (the name is KILLING me! LOL), has come out with a synthesized a version of the spunk – derived from the tail of the little swimmers – which is now making the rounds as an expensive facial. I am not doubting that benefits of funky spunk but who in the world would PAY for something that most women can get at home for free?!?! (right?)

I wonder if that's why so many gay men have flawless skin???

I digress, my suggestion is to make his dreams come true while you reap the benefits of maintaining youthful skin!

Take on for the team tonight with a smile.

Smooches & Cum Shot Quick Claps

Not one drop of my self-respect is dependent on your acceptance of me. - Quincy Jones

Eco-Sex

Is Eco-Sex even a saying or did I just make it up? lol

Anywho, in honor of Earth Day this month (does anyone know the actual day?), I found a few green playthings to spruce up your sex life!

A kinder and greener condom - Vegan Condoms and Dams by Glyde:

1. Vegan Condoms - Made without the milk protein found in some latexes, Glyde safer sex products are totally vegan and not tested on animals. (Glyde condoms are made of latex, and those with latex allergies should not use them.) All varieties are lightly lubricated with a silicone-based lube, condom safe, and free from spermicides. Available in 12 or 24 packs of Ultra (regular), Maxi (extra large), Special (slightly smaller), Strawberry, Blueberry, Vanilla, Wildberry, Black, and variety packs of flavor mix (all standard size) or a mix of all types (including multiple sizes). $10 for a pack of 12.

2. Vegan Dams - Large 10x6 inch barriers for use during oral sex. Made without the milk protein found in some latexes, Glyde safer sex products are totally vegan and not tested on animals. (Glyde dams are made of latex, and those with latex allergies should not use them.) Non-lubricated and lightly flavored, Sheer Glyde Dams are available in packs of 15 or 30, choose from Creme/Vanilla, Pink/Champagne, Purple/Wildberry, and variety packs. $10 for a pack of 15. (you know my vote is for Pink/Champagne.....fab!)

Are you interested in trying them? Comment below....

http://www.thesensualvegan.com/mm5/merchant.mvc

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Your Pleasure

Ummmm, you know this here has me excited!!!!! lol

My Boo and I were up late night and this commercial came on - yes, a COMMERCIAL for a personal vibrator! (who knew) It actually was HILARIOUS how they tried to keep it as PC as possible but we knew what they were trying to get at.

They flashed the website at least 5 times so you know I had to look at it as soon as I woke up this morning. It's $19.99 - problem #1, and can be used more than once within the 30 minute battery life - problem #2. For $20 more you can purchase the pocket rocket that last for YEARSSSSSS as long as you don't drop it and who wants to play for just 30 minutes???

Is it me?

If you have tried it or have plans on trying it, please let me know how this works out for you.

Smooches

The Sponge

I have a few gal pals who SOOOOO miss the Today Sponge. I myself have never used it but I hear that it was a convenient for of birth and looks kind of cute and user friendly from the pics I saw online.


Anywho, the manufacturer of the Today Sponge filed for bankruptcy in late 2007....BUT good news - drug company Alvogen has bought the sponge and hopes to have it on the shelves soon ladies!!! (HEY NOW, get excited)

So hold on and strap up until then.

Smooches & Cute Contraceptive Sponge Quick Claps

"Am I Tight Enough?"

I received the following question via email regarding a sexual concern of a "20-something" woman in Philadelphia:

Q: Am I tight enough down there?

A: All vaginas aren't created equal...but they're not far off. While slight differences in tightness may be noticeable, it's nothing worth stressing about since the variation is so minuscule. And if he does feel like he has extra room down there, it's almost certainly because he's on the small side!

Worried that you'll become loose from too much use? "The vagina has a lot of elasticity and won't become stretched out from sexual activity," explains Ian Kerner, PhD, author of Passionista: The Empowered Woman's Guide to Pleasuring a Man. In fact, the only thing that can stretch you out is having a baby...and even that's minor shockingly after passing something the size of a Mini-Cooper through your platinum walls! (yes, that was dramatic - sorry)

To deal with what you may perceive as a lack of tightness try Kegel Exercises by contracting and releasing your pelvic-floor muscles — the ones you use to hold in pee — at random times during the day. (I'm doing it now, do it with me.....and 2, 3, 4 - and hold, hold, hold, and release) Then whe you're having sex, tighten them as he thrusts. You'll both find that you feel tighter, and you may even have a more intense orgasm. Or try this position to create more friction: Lie on your side with your thighs together, and have him enter you from behind which is always a winner for both involved! (wink)

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Fashion + Safe Sex

Yigal Azrouël designs some super sexy clothing for women but now he has designed condoms — yes, condoms!

Proper Attire condoms teamed with Azrouël because they wanted to make stylish rubbers for women to carry (no one wants any ol' Trojan spilling out of her Dior bag next week). The Yigal-designed condoms will be available for purchase in his stores with all proceeds benefiting Planned Parenthood.

You can also purchase them at http://www.properattirecondoms.com/home.asp.

Smooches & Fashionable Safe Sex Quick Claps

The LOW DOWN on Anal Sex

Thinking about trying anal sex? Here's what you need to know:


Anal sex is one of those things that some people like, some people hate, some people are curious about, or some never try at all. What you need to remember about anal sex is that it is not a “safer” alternative to intercourse.


First of all, anal sex (especially unprotected!!!) is one of the riskiest behaviors in terms of contracting a sexually transmitted infection if a partner has one. Second, for some people it can be very painful; you should always use a water-based lubricant (LOTS OF LUBRICANT and maybe even a few cocktails before you start) as well if you are engaging in anal sex. And if you are going to try anal sex, you should always use a condom!


In terms of sexual health, before you engage in sexual activity with a new partner (whether it is anal, oral, or vaginal intercourse), it would be best for both of you to be tested for sexually transmitted infections. A doctor won’t just test your blood; you need to ask specifically for a screening panel. But remember, no matter what, if you are sexually active, condoms are the only form of birth control that offer protection against pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections.


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Source: MarieClaire.com

Yours + Mine

Experience the first lubrication designed especially for couples. Inside are two products, each with its own sensation. The one for him is exciting while the one for her is thrilling....and when they combine, there's an AMAZING reaction! (HEY NOW)

Couples who used the product say:

It helped break the "routine".

Sex and foreplay were more playful than usual.
They felt more aroused and more playful than usual as well.

The products are latex safe and men should use on the inside AND outside of the condom to enjoy the full benefits.

Learn more at http://www.ky.com/index_us.jsp#

Smooches & Lubricated Quick Claps

VCF Swag

Sometimes I try to remember the challenges of heterosexual sex (so boring) but usually fall short since it's almost been 10 GLORIOUS YEARS since I have up close and personal with a penis (YUCK)......but I am NOT knocking you ladies who prefer to go that route! : - )

Anywho, one of my girlfriends passed this info on to me to be distributed to the masses.....Vaginal Contraceptive Film (VCF) seems to be what's up:

1) 3 hours of protection from pregnancy (kills sperm on contact)

2) invisible, odor free, and taste less (hey now)

3) undetectable by yourself or your partner

4) you get to finger yourself to insert it ADDING to the foreplay (feels good to you and let him watch to turn his freaky ass on even more)

The only con I see is that there is no protection from STDs or HIV so I would say this method is for the married or monogamous. (does monogamy still exist? we have discussed that before correct?)

Check out this web-site for additional info and to receive your free sample,
http://www.vcf-contraceptive.com/index.html.

Smooches, VCF Quick Claps, and Much Love,
Erin

Get Your Fertility Swag ON Ladies!!

PLEASE NOTE THAT I WILL BE ON VACATION 4/23 - 4/29. I WILL BE POSTING BUT MAY NOT SEND OUT THE EMAIL REMINDER DAILY, SMOOCHES!

It's well-proven that women look best to men at their most fertile time of the month. (HEY NOW) Now there is supporting evidence that was obtained in strip clubs.

Eighteen erotic dances (don't we call them strippers ladies? is "erotic dancer" the PC term?) reported their earnings and menstrual cycles over 60 days. Whether or not they were taking birth control pills (which suppress fertility), all the women earned the least when they were menstruating. But, midcycle, just before ovulation, the women who were experiencing a natural peak in fertility made an average of $276 per work shift, versus $193 for pill takers. (this doesn't sound too bad, does it? LOL)

Geoffrey Miller, assistant professor of psychology at the University of New Mexico, and his colleagues attribute the effect to the documented "cyclic shifts in women's attractiveness", which indicated that hormonal changes influence women's facial appearance, scent, and clothing choices.

VERY INTERESTING, clothing choices huh? Well, I can admit that I don't feel at the peak of my sexiness when I am bleeding like a fish with a Super Plus sized Tampon shoved up inside of me! LOL LMAO LOL


Smooches, Triple Sec Quick Claps, and Much Love-
Erin

Secret Sex

Good Morning.....what a GREAT topic to kick off the weekend huh - SEX!!! I wonder, how many of us are out there having secret sex? You know, secret sex with people that we are ashamed to introduce to our friends? (no need to feel like your secret is out, you are alone reading this at your computer! lol) Or secret sex with a side piece that might be providing you with some thangs that you do not get at home? (HEY NOW)

My question is - if the sex is secret does it exist? No right.....if no one knows and no one is there to catch you, then it doesn't exist like the proverbial tree in the forest! (I know the men are LOVING this rationale, they cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls - because they CAN lol) Do we keep them a secret because they are not our "type"? Beacause they are not the best looking even though it might be the best sex of your life? I am not sure if this is being shallow or just grossly honest with yourself!

There is SO much that goes into secret sex - finding locations to "rendezvous, the mum's-the-word factor, lying to your girls when they can see ALL OVER YOUR FACE that you got you some GOOD lovin' - this is very similar to brothers having Down Low Sex! lol

Let's discuss this, leave me some comments below!

Have a GREAT weekend!

Smooches, Quick Claps, Much Love, and FAB Secret Sex-

Erin